Celeb Talk

Songs celebrities are humming/singing/shrieking....

Leander Paes and Mahesh Bhupathi are singing to each other...."kab ke bichde hue hum aaj milen"

Hillary Clinton to Obama....."keh do ke tum mere dil mein rahoge, keh do ke tum mujhse dosti karoge"
Barack Obama replies....."tumhein apna saathi banane se pehle meri jaan mujhko bahut sochna hai"

George Bush is singing to himself......."ae waqt ruk ja, tham ja theher ja, wapas chala ja tu peeche"....."thinking of his impending term-end.

Roger Federer to himself thinking about another impending match up with Nadal....."tere mere beech mein kaisa hai yeh bandhan anjaana"
Rafael Nadal with the same thoughts......"jiska mujhe tha intezaar, jiske liye dil tha beqaraar, woh ghadi aa gyi,aa gyi"

Shane Watson to australian selectors......"bhula na sakoge mujhe bhul kar bhi"
Shane Warne to australian selectors........"aaj puraani raahon se koi mujhe aawaz na do"

Shahrukh Khan to Sourav......"haare , haare, haare, hum to game haare"
Sourav replies......."ye safar bahut hai kathin magar, na udaas ho mere humsafar"

Md.Asif to PCB......"please forgive me, i can't stop taking drugs"

Maria Sharapova thinking about her french open exit...."oops!!!i did it again"

Manmohan Singh to the public......"ae mere watan ke logon, zara aankh mein bhar lo paani" on the rising oil and food prices.

Ram Gopal Verma to film critics......"we had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun".....asking them to remember RANGEELA AND SATYA rather than AAG when critiquing SARKAR RAJ.

Yuvraj Singh to MSD......"mere dost kissa ye kya ho gaya, suna hai ke tu bewafa ho gaya".....after CSK thrashed KXP in the IPL semifinal.

Vijay Mallya to his friends......"ye kya jagah hai doston, ye kaun sa maqaam hai".......on getting a taste of failure for a change.

n now for some quotes.....

Harman Baweja says "it's not because of me that i resemble Hrithik, it's all my mom and dad's doing"........thnx for clarifying,lolz.

Aishwarya Rai Bacchan says "i recommend marriage to everyone"........u selfish woman!!!u want all of us to share ur misery.

Abhishek Bacchan calls RGV ki AAG a "so-called terrible movie".......well yes abhi,after all u did act in JHOOM BARABAR JHOOM.

Roger Federer says "i am pondering a stint in politics".......way to go roger!!! @least u won't have to face Nadal there.

P.S......This is another one of my botched-up attempts @ humour. Its getting posted here has nothing to do with it's quality, rather it has everything to do with the lack of any other "postable" material....*peace*